I haven't yet decided if it'll be because I'll need so much comfort food OR because Armageddon is nigh, so why diet and exercise? Either way, Jenny Craig will not be my friend...that freakin' capitalist.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
If Obama wins, this will be my new look...
Posted by Achtung Amy! at 11/04/2008
Labels: Diet, End of America, Obama
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The results are in....are you eating ice cream?
Get eat'n piggy!!
YES! At least there's ONE thing to look forward to, now. :-)
Yippeeeeee!!!
What's for lunch??
I'm having PORK drenched in tax payer money sauce, with a side of bologna.
And in honor of our new foreign policy, I'm having Duck 'n Run for dinner, complete with the stateside fascist trimmings of Squash dissent and Mashed dreams, topped off with hot rolls dripping with 'Butter you up so you'll vote for me, but the joke's on you - - PSYCHE!!'
Mmmmmmmmm!!
What's for dessert, hee hee!
Oh snap...it's a rough day to be a republican, isn't it?
Oh, goodness, someone had lemons for breakfast.
I didn't realize that 'sense of humor' is the first thing to go in a newly-socialist nation . . .
It's lunch time!
I think I'll change my order of pork to 'a giant heap of chicken bones on a plate' which not only signifies the country's new President . . . but also his impressive past and his promise of our future, filled with the meatiness of his words and plans.
Yay, us.
Good thing I'm not very hungry.
I kid, I kid - - ha ha ha - - oh, laugh, Liz - - it's good for you.
Though I don't understand it, God loves liberals too...I think.
I don't know who jennjam is but apparently she doesn't know what it means to have a sense of humor. Doesn't she get that I was trying to be funny by posting that it's a rough day to be a republican? I guess she doesn't understand our relationship, Ames, that at times we like to give each other a hard time because of our difference of opinion.
Go ahead and loosen up, jennjam, it's good for you. :)
Oh, sorry Liz . . . the absence of hilarity in your comment caused me to mistake it for snarkiness, but I probably should’ve known better, having noted your concern about ‘offending people’ with posts . . . unless that’s only reserved for ones you read instead of ones you write?
Or maybe it’s just all different when you call it ‘humor’ instead of ‘a point of view?’
Hee hee, saying I should ‘loosen up’ is only properly paired with the admission that you ‘don’t know who jennjam is,’ because if I were any looser, I’d be arrested for prostitution.
Haven’t we already established that Lowder and I shared a bed before even being properly introduced?
I’m a lover, not a fighter, Liz . . . :-)
(But feel free to address me directly if there’s anything else you’d like to know about me.)
p.s., wish you'd have just joined in the fun and eaten ‘creamed corn’ for lunch yesterday, in reverence to the McCain loss.
See how much more fun that would have been? ;-)
On the lunch menu today for JJ: a cork, so that Liz and I can just revel in our mutual fondness for The Ames.
Love you, Ames!
(seriously, though, I’m off to lunch now . . . it’s EST.)
Well, I've lost my sense of humor all together. I'm just totally offended for being lumped in with Republicans. :) They don't represent me. They are as slimmy as the demos, they just wear red instead of blue. I am loyal to no one, except for Edward. I even voted for Springmeyer instead of Huntsman (he pissed me off). Come on Liz, how about a pat on the head for that one?
Oh, and one more thing...Lori, YOU'RE A PIGGY.
Quick, someone give me a dozen donuts stat!
Actually Ames, I voted for Huntsman. Sorry... Although I have no problem with Springmeyer.
You're even Team Jacob too. What do we have then? Is it just not meant to be?
We'll always have karoke...
OH! You are so correct...and shoes. WE LOVE SHOES.
OH! You are so correct...and shoes. WE LOVE SHOES.
Hey, piggy! Where did all the cookies go!!??!!!
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